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If you are mesed up or stressed in your daily
Activities of Jakarta , May be this would of
your help.

http://www.cometojakarta.com/Jokes.html

If you are in bad mood , problems or whatever
they makes you feel low, Then why not Surf the
above and become CERIA DONKKKK....

And may be we can share some jokes on this forum to have a hard laugh after some serious talks as well ...


Rgds
Ali



www Jakarta through the Eyes of an Expat

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Share smiles with some Military Jokes.....

- Who likes music? - asks a commander.
- Two soldiers step forward.
- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.


A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.
- Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant.
- Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.


Rgds
Ali


www Jakarta through the Eyes of an Expat

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I already knew a version of the "upgrade or reinstall?" joke but still it's a very good joke!Very nice to read a again. whahahahaha Emoticon: Very funny


Just because you're paranoid don't mean there're not after you...

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Jokes are always nice to read again....!! ..Love to make people smile

Rgds
Ali


www Jakarta through the Eyes of an Expat

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Dmitriy and his Fabulous Offer
A young girl missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant now.....
Shouting, Cursing, Crying, the mother scream : "Who was the pig that did
this to you?.I want to know..!!".
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari Car stops in front of their house, a mature and
distinguished man with dark hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive
suit steps out of it and enters the house slowly and introduces himself as
Dmitriy.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take the responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach
Villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000
bank account. If it is twins, 5 factory each and $5,000,000 for each child .
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?".

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him : "You Can Try Again ! " .


Just because you're paranoid don't mean there're not after you...

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That one was from the mixed couple site.Didn't understand anything but this joke. (My bahasa is not good at all (yet) )
So not so nice site for me,and the sound aaaaaarrrg


Just because you're paranoid don't mean there're not after you...

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Dear Friends ,

Maybe you can check the most craziest things I have ever written ,

http://www.cometojakarta.com/Crazystuff.html


Take a crazy ride and DONT TRY THIS AT HOME (MTV Style ) hehe

Rgds
Aliakbar




www Jakarta through the Eyes of an Expat

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Pilot Adam Air found... alife!










Ho Lee Fuk

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Ali yth. this is a long time ..... where have you been ..... Emoticon: Yes! Emoticon: Yes!


'Ahu kura ahia, mansia nia'

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Yeah you are right ......



'Ahu kura ahia, mansia nia'

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a haircut ells the truth

Once, there was a very kind old barber in New York .....

One day, a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he paid the barber but the barber replied: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Florist was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen of roses waiting at his door.

A policeman went for a haircut and he also paid the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber opened his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Indonesian software engineer went for a haircut and he also paid the barber after the cut. And the barber said: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Indonesian software engineer was happy and left.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what did he found there ...









Can you guess?









Do you know the answer yet?









Come on lah ... , think like an Indonesian ...









Come on Indonesians always bring something ...









Emoticon: Party! A dozen Indonesians waiting for a free haircut! Emoticon: Party!


Ho Lee Fuk


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